Monday, February 19, 2018

Me and George Burns

George Burns.  It's a name that, when you hear it and think of comedy, you not only think of a golden age of television but a time when good humor was pure humor - sometimes with a little innuendo, but not much.  You think of the greatest love story that ever was: George Burns and Gracie Allen, who were also a funny duo!  You even think of George's best friend, Jack Benny.

My first experience with George Burns was "Fit to be Tied" which appeared on a TV network at some point in my childhood, and for some reason I found it very, very funny.  At least when George moved to the ties counter, and then to the magazine counter.  Of course, I later learned about the Burns and Allen Show where I truly got to learn their humor, and mostly his.  George Burns was the epitome of the "straight man," who would not make fun of his beloved Gracie, but support her through the hilarity.

There are tons of movie stars and musicians that, if I tend to say how I first learned about them, I will say I first experienced them through The Muppet Show.  I, of course, paid close attention to one particular episode.

There was even a George Burns action figure!

Now, my love of classic television led me to love many of these comedians.  Of course, I loved The Three Stooges, the duos of Laurel and Hardy and Abbot and Costello, and groups like The Marx Brothers.  I loved Jack Benny, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, and George Burns (by the way, three of those appeared on The Muppet Show and I was lucky to get autographed photos of them).

I was thrilled when Joan Benny finished her father's book and it was released as "Sunday Nights at 7 by Jack Benny."  It was a neat book that told his life story.  Joan added her bit, and their dialogue was separated by her text being in normal font, and his text being printed in bold font.

Then, one night, I had a dream:
There was this huge gala that was going on.  I saw all these movie stars in this giant, black granite building.  We were all in ties and tuxes, the women were in beautiful ball gowns.  One whole giant wall was a solid, thick piece of glass that separated our party from the ocean in which we could see giant fish, whales, sharks, and more.  Away from the tables where we were dining was a high, high set of stairs that led up to a balcony on which was a library of books.
As I walked back to my table, I noticed the people I was sitting with: Bob Hope, Jack Benny, George Burns, and Milton Berle. 
So, of course, I begin telling Jack Benny that I appreciate his book and asked him to sign it.  George Burns tells me, "If you want to read a really good book, get my book 'Say Goodnight Gracie.'"  He agrees to sign it if I get it and bring it back to him.  I immediately run up the stairs and start looking through the books to find the title I need...and...then...
BRRT! BRRT! BRRT!  The stupid alarm goes off.
I wake, look online, and immediately buy the book George told me I needed.

For George's 100th birthday, he was planning a stand-up act (with a life-time contract!) in Las Vegas.  I wanted to go see him, and I planned on getting tickets eventually.  But, it wasn't to be.  His concert was cancelled due to his having had a heart attack.  I wouldn't get to see George Burns on stage.

Would I?

February 2018, a great show comes to Memphis' Halloran Theater.  It stars Alan Safier in "Say Goodnight Gracie" by Rupert Holmes.  Waiting in anxious anticipation for the program to start wondering how this will be. 

A dimly lit stage, a low fog across the floor, and into view comes the shadowed silhouette of a man.  Not actor Alan Safier, but there is George Burns!  Look, voice, humor - it's all there.  I'd finally gotten my chance to see George Burns!  Spectacular performance, great story - everything you could hope for.

After the show was a meet and greet where you could get a CD (unfortunately, I had no cash).  But, you can order it from his website!

So, this was my quick story about me and George Burns.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

The Evolution Pop Culture Community Summit - 3/10/2018

featuring Actor, Producer, Director - Robert Townsend (Meteor Man, Five Heartbeats, Hollywood Shuffle, B.A.P.S. etc.) will be hosted by Heal the Hood Foundation of Memphis and MAW Productions. The Summit will feature comic book story telling classes, a Community Summit with a Q&A session discussing African American Heroes, Meteor Man, Black Panther, social and economic empowerment, Meet and Greet opportunities and many more surprises. 
There will be live entertainment, autograph signing, and a huge opportunity to connect youth and adults in a growing culture of minority heroes. This exciting event gives you a in-depth experience with the first African American Super Hero to appear on the silver screen as well about powerful artists, writers, storytellers and visual effects experts. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and it is absolutely FREEPlease RSVP to reserve your spot.  In addition to the Summit, we will have a Comic Book Storytelling class for 40 students that are interested in a massive opportunity to see how it's done first hand.
Please RSVP for the classes as well. Here's the schedule:

1pm - 1:45pm - Comic book Story Telling (Hero Empowerment Center)
2pm - 3:50pm - Community Summit featuring Robert Townsend, and a Celebrity Panel hosted by Amy Spears Speropoulos (Community Room) 
4pm - 5pm - Meet and Greet, Autograph signing and Mixer (Hero Empowerment Center)

Hickory Ridge Mall - Hero Empowerment Center
6075 Winchester Road
Memphis, TN 38115

Saturday, March 10, 2018 from 1:00 PM to 5:00 PM (CST)

Heal the Hood Foundation of Memphis

Heal the Hood Foundation of Memphis (HTH) is a nonprofit organization that uses creative methods of the arts and media science to enact community change in the city of Memphis and surrounding areas.

Monday, February 12, 2018

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Charities that I Support

Luckily, I have a birthday coming up before long.  Everyone knows me: I love my friends, which I consider my greatest gifts of all-time!  I just want to be around people I love that care about me, and I'm going to have a happy birthday.

That's also to say: Please don't buy me anything.  I have a ton of stuff already.

What I would like for you to do is consider one of the charitable options below in order to celebrate my birthday with me, and help some much needed organizations.  Check back, I'll be adding others.

First, the church I attend is First Congo.  They have TONS of ministries that help so many people.  The ministry that first sticks out in my heart is the food ministry.  As of this writing, there are around 500 people that come to lunch each week seeking food.  We also buy about $700+ food to go with the Memphis Food Bank and MIFA supplemental foods along with a food pantry to shop in and clothes closet.  Help feed others, because your money goes a long way here!  CLICK HERE to support.

Muley has been the Official Spokes-Mule for the Ronald McDonald House of Memphis for a few years, and that's because we support the House that Love Built, housing 50+ children that are being treated at St. Jude Children's Hospital and their families (so families aren't torn apart).  The living conditions are clean, and the kids are surrounded by loving staff and volunteers, and they get to have great events that will let them share time with each other.  This communication between kids and parents going through the same thing is very beneficial to all of them.  CLICK HERE to support.

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.  What can I say that you don't already know? CLICK HERE to support them.

Patreon: MAW Productions.  These are my dearest friends and folks with whom I've worked for around 20 years on graphic novels and more.  This Patreon account helps the whole family keep the artwork and books going.  CLICK HERE to support them.

There are a few other organizations that educate and entertain.  Here is a list that I'd like for you to use:
Memphis Zoo and Aquarium
Woodruff-Fontaine House Museum
Elmwood Cemetery
National Civil Rights Museum
Save the Massac Theater
Center for Puppetry Arts
Yellow Feather Fund
Give Kids the World
Make A Wish
Charles M. Schulz Museum

Thursday, August 10, 2017

So, so, suck my toe…

Anybody remember your terrible comebacks when you were a kid?  I remember the bully kids always bumping my shoulder to start a fight with “Yo’ mama!” and rude things like that. 
“Yo mama!”
“Yo daddy!”
“Yo greasy, greasy granny with the holes in her panties going beep beep beep down Sesame Street!”

Or, when the mean kid would try to say something hurtful like, “You look like your family can’t afford a washing machine!”
“So, so, suck my toe all the way to Mexico!”
“Up your nose with a rubber hose!”

Then, the kid who always told his stories really big (not necessarily lying, just spicing things up), and the other kids would tell me, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!”  Sometimes followed by, “Hang ‘em high, hang ‘em low, hang ‘em on a picture show!”

Yeah, I still like telling stories big.

As I recall others, I’ll post them here as an update.  Do you remember any of your childhood come-backs?

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Superman Celebration June 8-11, 2016

One of my greatest pleasures in life happens the second weekend of June in a little town called Metropolis, IL.  SUPERMAN CELEBRATION gets me an opportunity to see many friends (family!) that we only see once per year.  It is three days of blissful joy, and I love every second of it.

Always close to my heart are Karla Ogle and Lisa Gower, and their parents, Papa Cliff and Mama Wanda Helm.  I look forward to seeing those four each year and celebrate their hard work and dedication to the event.

This year, I get to head up some puppet-making workshops that are wonderful and fun, and I love seeing the creations that come from what people are creating!   Then, we have two Muley and Friends Show LIVE! performances, with Muley helping Joan co-host the Kids' Costume Contest!

CLICK HERE to read more.